douchegate

First he pretends he has cancer, now this………….

Douchewraps has been all the rage at RPT and were even named the official sponsor of this very blog. However various reports have come in claiming that Arizona Wildcat TE Jeremy Doucette (the so called founder of Douchewraps) stole the idea from Crimson Tide TE Trevor Young.

The wiki entry for Doucette or “Douche” as his teammates call him, claims that he had the idea for it in 2013

2013 due to a major lack of TE’s he has been named starter. He has also taken to wearing full length blue sleeves in all games (even the hot ones). And is planning to market them as “Douche Wraps” for high school players. He has yet to find a venture capitalist willing to support.” source

however there is visual and wikiual (new word I made up) proof that Douche may have taken the idea from L.A. trendsetter Young (pictured above with Paris Hilton); who decided to wear long sleeves in “2012″ because it was cool:

“2012 – In a controversial decision, chose to wear white long sleeves at all times, even in the hot Alabama heat, because it was a cool L.A. thing to do. This angered many conservative Bama fans, but he’s a big hit with the ladies” source

EXHIBIT A

Douche getting worked without sleeves

EXHIBIT B

Young sporting white sleeves in 2012

EXHIBIT C

Young being a “douche” in the 2013 SEC Championships; wearing sleeves

EXHIBIT D

Douche Wraps introduced before 2014 WSU game

EXHIBIT E

these Arizona Wildcat scholars refuse to wear Douche Wraps

EXHIBIT F

Seniors wear Douchewraps in support of Doucette, who lied to them saying he has cancer

you be the judge

back up Odom leads Tide to comeback over Kentucky

sophmore QB marcus minor will start against #2 ranked and undefeated Notre Dame, however coach Namath will not hesitate to take him out in favor of back up Chris Odom. The Kentucky “bootleg” Wildcats jumped out to a 17-0 lead in the 1st quarter as most members of the Crimson Tide came to the game hungover from the previous night. Kentucky superfan Ashley Judd (did you know she was half-Italian?) threw a Bear Bryant appreciation party in celebration of the former Kentucky and Alabama coach. However Marcus Minor had no excues for his poor performance; the strick military man does not drink and choose instead to sleep early and study the melting pot playbook.

The Result……….He had perhaps the worst 1st quarter in the history of my Dynasty, not getting pass the 50 yard line once and throwing an INT. The biggest problem I noticed for Minor the last three games is that when he scrambles he can’t set his feet in time for a perfect throw. So in came Chris Odom, the converted SS who wears #22. Now remember Odom only has a 74 overall rating while Minor has an 87, but in 07, ratings mean very little.

With Odom in, the complexion of the game changed. Everyone from the 3rd string RB to the second string FB was used as the run to pass ratio was about 4 to 1. Odom would only throw the ball 10 times, but with the bootleg Wildcats focused on the run, Odom would turn a playaction or an option pass into a big play. On defense Alex Branch and Steven Mack got over their hangovers and made several important plays. All in all a huge team effort for a 41-31 victory

key stats
-Minor 3-8 59 yards 0 TDs 1 INT
-Odom 5-10 89 yards 2 TDs 2 INTs
-Sanchez 84 yards 1 TD
-Perrilloux 71 yards

Schedule doesn’t get any easier for #15 Bama with undefeated Notre Dame at home and then 1 loss Tennessee in Knoxville. The Vols loss to UGA, making the Bulldogs the only remaining undefeated team in the SEC. UGA’s luvin it!