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el 2014 Iron Bowl Preview

January 30, 2007 · 2 Comments

The following people were mistaken for being illegal immigrants trying to take low paying jobs that normal americans don’t like doing so that normal american can live comfortably, but in reality these people were College Football fans trying to score tickets to the hottest even in the nation


THE 2014 IRON BOWL

The star players from the 2013 Iron Bowl return in Aubrun Senior QBTommy Castillo and Crimson Tide JR RB Seth Sanchez. Auburn is 8-3 an has improved from their 5-7 with Castillo throwing for 2911 yards and 33 TDs, while Seth Sanchez has been the saving grace for the Crimson Tide (9-1 ranked #9) this year. He goes into the Iron Bowl with 1335 yards 15 TDs adding in 21 receptions for 305 yads and 3 TDs. Castillo and Sanchez are not only two of the best players ever in the SEC, they are social icons. Both have huge followings amongst the hispanic american community and have done more for American acceptance of illegal border crossings than Maria, Paco, Maria, Pillar, Maria & Hector could have ever imagined.

other news
- the crimson tide conditioning coach was fired after complaining to coach namath about star DT Jamie Hughes using a cellphone during voluntary workouts.

official school statement:

“The conditioning coach was dismissed on the grounds that he was being a snob and a sellout. It is 2014 and Jamie is too poor to afford an i-phone, hence the reason why he was using a cellphone and secondly the fact that the coach named the workouts “voluntary” suggests that he may bleed Orange instead of Crimson. The Alabama Crimson Tide program will not accept such behaviour”

Categories: SEC West · social issues

bama clinches 2014 SEC west title

January 30, 2007 · 1 Comment

Sorry this will be a short post. Coach Joe Namath got his 98th career win and Alabama clinched the 2014 SEC West title, but it came ugly. The 17-10 Crimson Tide victory featured only one offensive TD, a pass TD to Mexican American icon Seth Sanchez. The other two TDs came off Fumble recoveries and there was only 3 points scored in the 2nd half. Tide DE Daniel Johnson had the fumble TD and added in 2 sacks, making up for a lackluster performance against Mississippi State in which he was benched.
Key Stats
- Minor 8-20 159 yards 1 TD 2 INTs
- Sanchez 134 yards; 2 REC 36 yards 1 TD
- Wayne 2-45
- Jenkins 7 T

Coach Namath is now 2 wins away from 100 (wow I can’t believe I’ve played that much). Next game is the Iron Bowl against Auburn and after that his 100th victory may come in Atlanta vs. Georgia Tech

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