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trevor young exposed

January 31, 2007 · 1 Comment

after being injured for most of the season SR Tight End Trevor Young (the 2014 South vs. Southwest MVP) returns to the lineup in time for the last regular season game against Georgia Tech. While not statistically impressive, Trevor remains one of the highest rated TE’s in the nation and also because of his L.A. connections is one of the more popular members of the Crimson Tide. He has been spotted several times with American hero Paris Hilton. Recently Stolenbike Dynasty looted his parents house in Silverlake and uncovered these items


must have took this by accident from his friend in Tucson during SVSW, she is also an american hero


fake Ohio ID. WTF? was she dating Justin Abdullah?

and the best for last

(despite the night vision, its safe for work)
listen to audio for this one
2:25 – loves poor people
1:46 – loves jewish people
0:55 – hahaha this is stuck in my head
0:42: loves black people and what did she do for coke? (the soda?)

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sanchez / castillo dos: lives up to hype

January 31, 2007 · 1 Comment

illegal immigration: positive or negative?

for those who witnessed the 2014 Iron Bowl the answer is clear. It was Ali / Frazer the hispanic version as Auburn QB Tommy Castillo and Crimson Tide RB Seth Sanchez went head to head. Both put in career performances, making up for what would otherwise have been a very sloppy game. Auburn had fumblelitis and Marcus Minor looked like a mix of Jarius Jackson and John Navarre —- scrambling and throwing the ball in all places except the Wide Receiver’s hands. But thanks to Sanchez, the Tide found themselves up 21-3 in the 4th quarter.


uno, dos, tres

Castillo then put on the performance of a lifetime. With momentum heavily in favor of the Crimson Tide, the Auburn QB led his team on two 80+ yard drives that would both result in TDs. But Alabama managed to stop a 2 point conversion putting the score at 21-16. And there was no better way to put icing on the cake, than by having Seth Sanchez run in a 51 yard TD, while the team was trying to kill the clock. The hole was there and he went straight for it and we ain’t talkin bout the after party. Castillo was in tears after the game, but Sanchez consoled him and both did a victory lap around the stadium with both the Mexican and American flags, just like they did at last year’s game in Auburn.

Alabama wins 28-16

Key Stats
- Minor 9-26 78 yards 1 TD 3 INTs
- Sanchez 270 yards (career high) 3 TDs, 3-20
- Tommy Castillo (auburn QB) 26-44 325 yards 1 TD

Coach Namath’s career record now sits at 99-21 and the next two games will be in Atlanta. Road game at Georgia Tech then the SEC Championships. Bama will either play Tenn, Georgia, & Florida (all have conference records of 6-2) I don’t really know how the tiebreaker works.

p.s. Trevor Young returns from injury for the Georgia Tech game

el roll de la tide

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